September 6, 2007

Bing Law 101

Posted in Must See TV, Work at 8:10 am by Faith

After taking a phone call from a prospective client for a criminal defense matter (the fact-gathering interview has already taken place):

Faith: (to supervising attorney) Could this guy BE any guiltier?

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Yes, if I’m going to practice criminal defense, I’ve decided to master the art of practicing law as only Chandler Bing could.

September 3, 2007

Say WHAT?!?

Posted in Work at 12:00 am by Faith

(Faith’s first day at the office)

Senior Partner: Okay, Faith… we’re going to be billing you out at (amount) dollars per hour.
Faith: (long pause) No offense, but there’s no way in Hell I’d pay that for my services.
Senior Partner: (laughs heartily, then glances at Faith, who’s not laughing.)
Faith: I’m serious.

September 2, 2007

Guess Who’s Back… Back Online?

Posted in Life at 1:28 am by Faith

Hey all!

Sorry for the unexpected hiatus. Took the Bar Exam, went to Las Vegas to celebrate, saw a great concert, and then packed up everything and moved to another city. Throw a couple of “boy” adventures in there, and you’ve got an idea of what my life has been like, post-Bar Exam…

It’s been a crazy struggle, but I’ve got lots of new material to go up as soon as all the dust settles around me. I’ve finally got my Internet set up, though, so it’s all starting to come together! Will be posting more SOON. (Promise)

..and no, Bar Exam results have not been posted yet. Dammit.