July 23, 2007

Overheard at The Bar Exam…

Posted in Bar Exam, Embarrasing!, Friends at 6:56 pm by Faith

Faith (sitting down on a couch next to Kitrah dramatically) Okay, they need to give us the test so we can just get it over with! This is driving me crazy!
Kitrah: Why do you say that?
Faith: Because you know how I just excused myself to use the restroom a second ago? (Kitrah nods) Yeah, I walked into the freakin’ men’s room.

Yep. It’s true. This test is making me insane.

April 19, 2007

Ew!

Posted in Embarrasing!, Random, Rants at 3:41 pm by Faith

To the person who got to my site by entering “how to make my fiance get dirty in bed,”…. ask them. Don’t look on a freaking website. That’s just strange. And silly. And kinda scary.

I feel for your fiance.

April 16, 2007

Bad Friend Alert!

Posted in Embarrasing!, Friends, Life at 8:09 am by Faith

My friend Hip-Hop Mama turned 30 this weekend. We had a pretty low-key celebration for her, since she was kinda freaking out about turning 30. We had food at a local eatery, and then went to catch a movie. Because she wanted to laugh since she was depressed about turning 30, we decided to catch a showing of Blades of Glory. We purchased our tickets, and as the ticket taker was taking our tickets from us, Hip-Hop Mama noticed her nametag, which also read “Hip-Hop Mama“:

Hip-Hop Mama
: Oh, nice name!
Ticket Taker: (silent, bewildered look at Hip-Hop Mama and myself)
Hip-Hop Mama: (explaining) It’s my name, too.
Ticket Taker: (without missing a beat) Well, obviously YOU’VE had it longer.
Faith: Ohhh… burn!

Hip-Hop Mama didn’t get it at first. As we got closer to the auditorium, it hit her and the turning-30 freakout hit a WHOLE new level. And I? Couldn’t. Stop. Laughing.

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Yeah, I’m a bad friend, I know. But I also know that she’ll be there when I turn 30, taunting and teasing me every step of the way…. but she’s gonna have to wait 2 and a half years in order to do so. *evil laugh*

April 11, 2007

Ew. Need Shower.

Posted in Embarrasing!, Family, Life at 12:00 pm by Faith

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Ever have one of those moments where you see someone of the opposite sex, think they’re totally attractive and then realize WHY you think they’re attractive and are totally repulsed as a result?

This happened to me the other day. My Mom was in town and we were hitting the local grocery store for some food. As she was pushing her shopping cart along, I was walking beside her when I noticed a really cute guy walking in front of us:

Faith: (cocking her head and checking out the guy) Cute!
Mom: (looking up from produce) What?
Faith: That guy over there. He’s really cute.
Mom: (checking out guy) He IS cute.
Faith: Yeah, he’s got a great profile… and a nice body. I love his eyes. (guy turns around) Hey, from the back, doesn’t he remind you of someone?
Mom: Yeah. Your brother.
Faith: (realization sets in) Oh, no…..
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I’m glad my mother found this amusing. I, on the other hand, needed a shower. And fast.