July 25, 2007

Hump Day Hottie!

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 8:16 am by Faith

Yeah, again…. pardon me for the obviousness of this week’s choice, but I’ve been getting an insane number of hits looking for pictures of this “gorgeous hottie,” that I’ve mentioned on more than one post, so this is to appease some of them.

And it also gives me a chance to grope him with my eyes… again. 🙂

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What can I say? I like my corn-fed Kansas boys. Clark Kent… *sigh*

July 18, 2007

Hump-Day Hottie: The File-Under-Duh Edition

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 8:02 am by Faith

Forgive me for the blatent obviousness of my selection for this week. I HATE HATE HATE how much time this is eating up, but I think the license at the end of it all will be worth the struggle and occasional tears. (Yes, I’ll admit this test has made me cry.)

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Yes, for those of you in the dark, I think Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is SMOKIN’ HOT.

As I said, “File Under Duh.”

July 4, 2007

Hump Day Hottie: The Geeks-Can-Be-Hot-Too Edition

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 8:18 am by Faith

Long time no post! Sorry, readers. As most of you know, I am a recently graduated graduate student who is preparing for a lot of life changes. Most of the aforementioned life changes will be taking place within the next 60 days or so… EEK! I’ll keep you posted as they happen, no worries.

But I digress. Despite the hectic schedule, I was able to catch a showing of a movie that I didn’t really think I’d like. It was an action movie, which isn’t usually my cup of tea. However, can I just say how much I LOVED this movie? Yes, you need to leave all forms of reality at the door, but if you take it for what it was, it was 90-odd minutes of explosions and swearing… and a rockin’ good time. Yes, it was Live Free or Die Hard. I’m not ashamed to admit it.

The real surprise in this movie, however, was Bruce Willis’ sidekick. While I’ve never made bones about geeks being cute, I never thought that THIS geek would be cute (at least in my eyes.) But in any case, he won me over… but good. I present to you this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Justin Long.

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Yes, I know he was the geek in Dodgeball. And that he’s the annoying guy from the Mac commercials. And that he was the geek in Crossroads who tried to deflower Britney Spears. And that he was in that train wreck of a movie Accepted. I stand by my choice. 🙂

June 20, 2007

Hump-Day Hottie!

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 8:15 am by Faith

I’ve been listening to a lot of stand-up comedy recently. One of my favorite comedians is a GOOD LOOKIN’ DUDE. To me, this guy is the full package. He’s cute, funny… and apparently, a breakout actor. While I enjoyed him in those critical bombs Waiting and Employee of the Month, I CANNOT wait to check him out in Mr. Brooks, a movie he’s getting solid reviews for. Without further explanation, I give you Dane Cook:

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June 14, 2007

Hump-Day Hottie: This One’s For The Boys

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 12:20 pm by Faith

I’m aware that I do have a few male readers out there in the blog-o-verse… so I thought I would mix things up and introduce a female into the mix. While I looovvvee the opposite sex, I’m not blind. I can totally see when a girl is (or should be) considered hot. I will always question SOME of the pin-up babes of our time (Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Anna Nicole Smith are the immediate trio that come to mind), but this week’s Hump Day Hottie is someone who I think you’d have to be blind not to consider totally babe-worthy.

Case in point: I was hanging with two of my older brothers over a holiday, and we were watching a movie with her in it. While this movie is VERY much made for the male audience, I’m a fan of it. It’s even in my video collection. Anyway, my brothers like to banter with each other during movies, but at the point in time that SHE came onto the screen, they both fell completely silent and just stared at her. I’m not quite sure why they fell so silent: Because they were mesmerized by her or because they didn’t want to look like jerks for saying that they thought she was hot. So, me being who I am, I decided to break the ice:

Faith: (looking at the television screen) I’d hit that.
Older Brothers: (incredulous look at Faith, followed by hysterical laughter)

Now, I like the opposite sex. Duh. But if I ever WERE to stray over to the other side, SHE would be my first celebrity crush. With no further explanation, I give you this week’s belated Hump Day Hottie:

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…and as I’m sure you’ll all figured out by now, the movie in question that evening was Sin City.

June 7, 2007

Hump-Day Hottie! Thursday Edition

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 3:01 pm by Faith

*gasp!* I MISSED this week’s installment of the Hump-Day Hottie! Please accept a late submission.

This guy’s been on my list for quite a while, but heaven forbid, I FORGOT ABOUT HIM until I visited Heather’s site a few minutes ago. Then I got… inspired. 🙂

Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na, Na-na Na-na Na-na Na-na…. BATMAN! BATMAN!

Not to be shallow, but LOOK AT THOSE ABS!

*Afterthought* He’s a decent actor, too.

May 31, 2007

Hooray for Boobies!

Posted in Guilty Pleasures, Hotties, Life at 8:15 am by Faith

I’ve said before that I’ve used my feminine charms in order to get things. Yeah, some may argue that I’m setting the women’s movement back through such actions. The sad part is… I really don’t care for such arguments. If flirting gives me what I want in exchange for making the other party feel good about themselves, then I don’t see where the harm is.

This REALLY rings true in the case of my Cable Guy. When I FIRST got cable, I flirted with him and got free premium channels. When I moved a year later, I got the same cable guy who gave me the same hookups at my new location (yes, there was mutual flirting here, too.) Fast-forward a year and a half: My mailman (who will be the topic of some hate blogging later) lost my cable payment, which resulted in my cable being disconnected before the Memorial Day weekend. I went in and paid the bill in person the same day the service was disconnected and made arrangements for my Internet to be connected again. However, due to the fact that my cable provider is merging with a satellite provider, they informed me that they would not be reconnecting my cable. I was okay with this, as I use the Internet WAY more than I watch TV. However, the downside was that the Internet reconnecting wouldn’t happen for at least a week or two.

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In any case, I was headed out the door yesterday when I ran into said Cable Guy in my parking lot. He was on a service call to my neighbor’s house, but recognized me and talked to me for a few moments while I was standing near my car. After a few minutes of friendly chatting, I breached the topic:

Faith: Hey, if you get a spare minute and can reconnect my Internet, I’d be REALLY appreciative.
Cable Guy: You got disconnected?
Faith: Yeah. Long story. My mailman sucks. (laughing)
Cable Guy: I see…
Faith: When I went in and paid the bill, they told me that they’d get my internet reconnected, but it didn’t happen. (strategically leans against her open car door, pressing her chest forward slightly)
Cable Guy: (looking at Faith’s chest) I can definitely get that done for you this afternoon.
Faith: (smiling and straightening up) Thanks! You are a rock star!
Cable Guy: (smiling back) No problem, Faith. Have a great night.

When I got home last night, I was pleased to see that all lights on my modem were on, indicating that we were back to business as usual over at Casa de Faith. Out of morbid curiosity, I decided to flip on my TV to see if they had reconnected my cable, even though they told me it was impossible to do so. THE CABLE GUY RECONNECTED MY CABLE AS WELL, INCLUDING ALL THE PREMIUM CHANNELS.

Thank GOD I was wearing a low-cut tank top yesterday….

NOTE: I cannot get over how fast this new connection is. Moral of the story, kiddies? Always, always, ALWAYS flirt with your cable provider. 🙂

May 30, 2007

Hump-Day Hottie!

Posted in Hotties, Hump Day Hotties at 7:59 am by Faith

Yeah… it’s that day of the week again! My pick this week is SURE to be controversial. Hip-Hop Mama and I go ROUNDS over whether or not we think this guy is cute. (Obviously, I vote Yea; she rings in with a solid “Hell, no!”) Yeah, I’d probably have to dip him in a vat of sterilizing fluid a few hundred times before I could take him home with me (he was rumored to be with Britney Spears, for heaven’s sake, not to mention that whole sex tape fiasco…) but I don’t think that should preclude him from being foxy in that “Don’t touch him” kind of way. I am NOT ashamed to admit that I own most of the movies he made between 2000 and 2003… as they all star the hunkalicious Colin Farrell:

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Yes, he’s dirty. But you have to admit that he’s one of the cutest dirty boys you’ve ever seen.

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